What would you do

 if you had an extra toilet sitting around?  I happened to have one, and it seemed fairly obvious to me what should be done with it: 

Welcome to our fire pit:

This is the area down behind our garage where we enjoy cookouts. I just couldn't help myself... Now, I must confess that I wanted to put the toilet by the fire pit for a spare seat. But my husband wouldn't let me. So, we compromised. If you're standing near the fire pit and you turn around, you will see a retaining wall with a picnic area: 

And... a potty:  

I love it.

If it ever stops raining, maybe we'll actually have some cookouts.

And when we do...

I'll enjoy the surprised/confused expressions on my guests' faces when they see my pretty new planter.